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Future Foods

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Future Food The Cheese Pizza Eats YOU 
Alien Restaurant Menu
Dine with caution. Side effect may include RADs Radiation Symbol or singing chestbursters. Space Herpes Happy Dance 

  • Anti-Rad Prawn Sticks
  • Artificially Sweetened Fish Gems
  • Assorted Choco-Pies
  • Assorted Xeno-Nutrient
  • BBQ Banana Flush
  • BBQ Luna-Sausage
  • BBQ Plant Pudding (10/24/19)
  • Bacon-Flavoured Carbo-Puffs
  • Bacon-Flavoured Enviro-Tuna
  • Baconated Beef Sticks
  • Baconated Cyclo-Pies
  • Bazian Pepper Whelks (1/19/2020)
  • Beefish Bits
  • Boiled Fish Gems
  • Breaded Poultry Wands
  • Buffalo Bill's BBQ Beef Biscuits
  • Caffeinated Chicken Squares
  • Calcified Fruit Lick
  • Calcified Swan Logs
  • Captain Quasar's Cosmic Bacon Powder (10/24/19)
  • Captain Vampire's Chocco Crunch-Beans
  • Carbonated Pork Crunch
  • Carbonated Prawn Loops
  • Carbonated Slug Drops
  • Cashakki Hair Vodka (1/19/2020)
  • Charappi Wax Crackers (1/19/2020)
  • Cheesy Algae Cake
  • Cheesy Chicken Tubes
  • Cheesy Snail Mash
  • Chickenish
  • Chlorinated Space-Pork
  • Chocolate-Flavoured Horse Hoops
  • Chocolate-Flavoured Sustenance Pills (10/24/19)
  • Compacted Turkey Cubes
  • Concentrated Fructose Pellets
  • Cream of Space Barracuda
  • Crispy Turtle Sheets
  • Crunchy Coconut Nodes
  • Crusty Nitro-Fiber
  • Crusty Sugar Fruit
  • Crusty Xeno-Brain
  • Curry-Flavoured Meat Paste
  • Deep-Fried Algae Cutlets
  • Deep-Fried Planadon Feet (1/19/2020)
  • Deep-Fried Spam Balls
  • Deep-Fried Turkey Waffles
  • Dehydrated Glucose Cake
  • Dehydrated Octo-Raisin
  • Dolphin-Free Aqua-Beef
  • Dried Hyper-Mouse (10/24/19)
  • Dried Trout Dippers
  • Dr. Zee's Flavour Injection (10/24/19)
  • Duck a la Moon
  • Edible Number Crunch
  • Fizzy Cyclo-Mash
  • Fizzy Flavour Samosas
  • Fizzy Fruit Paste
  • Fizzy Glucose Twizzlers
  • Fizzy Owl Cutlets
  • Fizzy Oxo-Insect
  • Fizzy Velucian Oilade (1/19/2020)
  • Fluorinated Flavo-Flakes (10/24/19)
  • Freeze-Dried MSG Burgers
  • Frosty Pseudo-Bananas
  • Geodesic Biomeat
  • Gluten Free Pork Cake
  • Goat Goujons
  • Goraxian Gruffalo Wings (1/19/2020)
  • Goriaki Slimefruit (1/19/2020)
  • Grazer's Botanical Fiber Treats (10/24/19)
  • Hoisin Cyclo-Hoops
  • Hoisin Octo-Loaf (10/24/19)
  • Hoisin Pork Flakes
  • Hudavian Mushroom Puffs (1/19/2020)
  • Hydro-Farmed Luna-Insect
  • Hydrogenated Oxygen Drops
  • Irradiated Beetle Wands
  • Irradiated Nitro-Dippers
  • Isotonic Banana Powder
  • Isotonic Lizard Burger
  • Isotonic Vegetable Fingers
  • Ixzanozan Singfish in a Ducarian Cheese Sauce (1/19/2020)
  • Jerosian Bloodberries (1/19/2020)
  • Kambezian Mutu Eggs (1/19/2020)
  • Kzarn Flot-Bread (1/19/2020)
  • Lemonated Meat Pills
  • Liquidized Vitro-Meat
  • Lumarian Bio-Paste (1/19/2020)
  • Martian Salmon Soup
  • Martian Turkey-Noodles
  • Mashed Exo-Nut
  • Mashed Rat Burger (10/24/19)
  • Meat-Flavoured Albumen Straws
  • Meat-Flavoured Beetle Dippers
  • Meat-Flavoured Carbo-Pea
  • Meat-Flavoured Flavo-Strings
  • Meat-Flavoured Meat Puffs
  • Medical-Grade Wheat Kibble
  • Menthol Protein Lasagne
  • Mexican Choco-Sauages
  • Microwavable Beetle Shards
  • Microwavable "Fruit" Soup
  • Microwavable Tikka Tots
  • Miniaturized Flavo-Chow
  • Miniaturized Pizza Flakes
  • Mixed Magrolian Fruit Rinds (1/19/2020)
  • Nitro-Noodles
  • Norbonian Plasma Bees (1/19/2020)
  • Odanian Foam-Cake (1/19/2020)
  • Oxtail Nuggets
  • Pink Number Crunch
  • Powdered Biomeat
  • Psi-Tested Pseudo-Soy
  • Pulped Ultra-Lasagna
  • Quadratic Bull Sheets (10/24/19)
  • Re-Flavoured "Fruit" Slices
  • Reconstituted Gravy Triangles
  • Reconstituted Taste Pellets
  • Reconstituted Vitamin Sausages
  • Recycled Cyclofish
  • Rehydrated Carbo-Puffs
  • Replicated Anti-Beef
  • Resequenced Rice Burgers
  • Roasted Cyclo-Mash
  • Roasted Gau Nuts (1/19/2020)
  • Salt and Pepper Locusts
  • Seaman Steve's Frozen Marine Biscuits
  • Señor Llama's Authentic Mexican Loops (10/24/19)
  • Shelaxi Fire Juice (1/19/2020)
  • Shu'Lian Snake Rings (1/19/2020)
  • Smoked Ox Burger
  • Solarian Chocolate Slices
  • Solarian Protein Legs
  • Spaghetti X
  • Spicy Meat Floss
  • Squeezy Chicken Tubes
  • Strawberry-Flavoured Biomeat
  • Strawberry-Flavoured Hydro-Ant
  • Strawberry-Flavoured Llama Kibble
  • Strawberry-Flavoured Vitro Chips
  • Sugar Free Cabbage Nuts
  • Sugar Free Enviro-Nuts
  • Sweet and Sour Netro-Slug (12/30/19)
  • Sweet and Sour Space-Croquettes
  • Tasty Sloth Nuggets
  • Tenderized Pseudo-Burgers
  • Tenderized Snail Crunch (10/24/19)
  • Titarean Blood-Soda (1/19/2020)
  • Turkey-Flavoured Meat Sheets
  • Vacuum-Frozen Bird Nuggets
  • Vacuum-Packed Ant Parcels
  • Vegan Ant Pudding
  • Veloxi Green Ale (1/19/2020)
  • Virtual Gravy Steak
  • Vitaminized Locust Mash
  • Zero-Gravity Luna-Dippers

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Sci-fi title generator
Book title generator

A growing list of various sci-fi style titles for literature, shows, movies, etc... All free to use. Let me know what you come up with. Refresh the page normally. Using 'more titles' just resets the three results to what was on the page when it you opened it last.


  • 28 Days of Tomorrow (3/3/20)

  • A Brain for Cedrick
  • A Lightyear From the Future
  • A Million Molofons
  • A Million Starflies
  • A Portrait of Skorg
  • Adam Android vs the Meteorite Man
  • All My Stars (1/8/2020)
  • Apples From Earth
  • Aster Quasar vs the Giant Plant
  • Attack of the Air Vampires

  • Beauty and the Belzak
  • Beelian Experiment
  • Billy and the Knud
  • Bionic Tomorrow
  • Bonodjeylon
  • Borgarian Code
  • Borgarian Gambit
  • Borgarian Legacy
  • Bring Me the Zaryngoth

  • Cake from Sedna
  • Captain Helix vs the Moon Warriors
  • Celeste Firestorm and the Curse of the T-Rex
  • Celeste Firestorm and the Trans-Atlantic Wormhole
  • Cheelian Vendetta
  • Children of the Mist
  • Chorus of Koros
  • Chronicles of the Earth (3/2/20)
  • City of the Teegafane
  • Code Phase One
  • Core Frequency (3/3/20)
  • Crimson Station (3/11/20)

  • Dances With Snoglafanes
  • Day of the Air Takers
  • Day of the of the Megafish
  • Death of the Four-eyed Ferret (3/11/20)
  • Dino-Man and the Curse of Brollingham
  • Dino-Man vs the Time-Traveling Thing
  • Displaced Divide (3/2/20)
  • Dungeon District (3/3/20)

  • Ecliptic
  • Equinox of Algorab (1/8/2020)
  • Ever a Never After (1/8/2020)

  • Fellowship of the Burst (3/3/20)
  • First Rohaze
  • Forever Movers
  • Forever Ocean
  • Forever Virus

  • G'Folian Reserve
  • G'zellian Code
  • G'zellian Crown
  • G'zellian Eye
  • G'zellian Vendetta
  • Gods of this New Jungle

  • Heirs of the Earth That Was (3/11/20)
  • His Majesty My King (1/8/2020)

  • Immortal Warp (3/2/20)
  • In the Moose-Head Nebula

  • Johnny T-Rex vs the Time-Ghosts

  • Klefidian Glorgonopsid

  • Licensed For Sorrow (3/11/20)
  • Lightship to Altair
  • Lolly Gunnerson vs the Clone People
  • Lord of the Crooked (1/8/2020)
  • Lorius Awaits

  • Mandibles for Morkalla
  • Mask of the Sorcerer (3/3/20)
  • Maybe, Probably (1/8/2020)
  • Mystery of the Three-Inch Poet (1/8/2020)

  • Never Been to Alnitak
  • Night of the Mutant Apes
  • Nova Starforge vs the Behemoth

  • Old Man Zargax
  • Once Upon An Us (1/8/2020)
  • One of Our Moons is Missing
  • Oracle in the Wind (1/8/2020)

  • Pirates of Marfik
  • Pulsar #5

  • Questros vs the Space Terror

  • Reign of the One (3/2/20)
  • Rewind Devolution (3/3/20)
  • Robo-Hobo and the Faithful Insects
  • Ruins of the Builder Dome

  • Scoundrel's Heir (1/8/2020)
  • She'd Never Been to Marfik
  • Sing a Song for Sedna
  • Somewhere Near Sedna
  • Song of Europa
  • Sounds of Nowhere
  • Splinter of Time
  • Squadron of the Seven Spires
  • Steamboat to Ganymede
  • Stellar Barbarian (3/3/20)
  • Storms of Hyperion (3/11/20)

  • Techno-Mice
  • The 10th One (3/2/20)
  • The 10th Station (3/3/20)
  • The Accidental Princess (1/8/2020)
  • The Bromiri Experiment
  • The Chukulak Code
  • The Chukulak Report
  • The Cybersian Reserve
  • The Drozonian Heresy
  • The Drozonian Report
  • The Ectoplasmic Residue of Boris Thoreno
  • The Globbian Experiment
  • The Good, the Bad and the Alien
  • The Jupiter Experiment
  • The Kaldarian Problem
  • The Last King of Venus
  • The Last Thraxian
  • The Lizogar Gambit
  • The Man Who Outlived Time
  • The Mines of Oridox
  • The Mysterious Mr. Strange (1/8/2020)
  • The Only Cheelian
  • The Ring Collectors
  • The Scarlet Door (3/11/20)
  • The Space Cabbage
  • The Space Destroyers
  • The Space Friends
  • The Stolen City
  • The Stud Muffin and the Cupcake (1/8/2020)
  • The Town That Fell Through Time
  • The Trouble With Lizogarn
  • The Truth About Nebuloids
  • The Valdorn Experiment
  • The Valdorn Heresy
  • The Voiceless Men
  • The Zorane Report
  • Thomas Hardy and the Temporal Jukebox
  • Thraxian Code
  • Thraxian Experiment
  • Thraxian God
  • Throne of the Crooked (3/11/20)
  • Throne of the Lost (1/8/2020)
  • Time Stairs
  • Time Street
  • Time Walls
  • Tomb in the Fog (3/11/20)

  • Ultimate Reboot (3/2/20)

  • Voice of the Velgerons

  • Whisper in the Deep
  • Wicked Whoa (1/8/2020)
  • Wormhole to Nowhere

  • X-44: Kingdom of Fear (3/3/20)

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Generated hereMore items will be added along with descriptions when I think of them. These items are free to use in your works, but don't forget that some of them (like the Eradication Book, Necrotic Ark, and Delirium Fountain) are extremely dangerous.


Just a fresh list of generated artifacts that have yet to be given lore.

Aethereal Goblet
All-Seeing Grimoire
Blight Tiara
Canopic Chest of Chance
Devotion Amulet
Dream Jar
Feather of Dreams
Flame Seal
Fleece of the Occult
Fountain of Malediction
Genesis Pillar
Goblet of Massacres
Grail of Enigmas
Grimoire of Blessings
Grimoire of Karma
Guardian Sandals
Inscriptions of Solitude
Jar of Doom
Justice Jar
Lust's Door
Malady Staff
Paragon Bracelet
Robes of Lifeblood
Shapeshifter Scroll
Slab of Dread
Spellbound Key
Statue of Desire
Texts of Downfall
Truth Tome
Urn of Rebirth


Amulet of Ice-walking: A beautiful ice blue gem encased in pure silvery metal. As long as one wears it, they can cross the thinnest of ice and never fall through. Anyone the wearer is in contact with is imparted with ice-walking. Wearer and those in contact are also protected from extreme cold.

Amulet of Sun-fire: An immensely powerful amulet. The wearer can generate intensely hot flames that will harm only those they target, or cast simple warmth. The wearer cannot be blinded by sunlight and it is rumored they could even walk the surface of a star unaffected. Currently stored in the vault of Mage Wrudian in the Kingdom of Ucari.

Amulet of Voodoo: A high-quality wicker amulet from the Samadi Swamp on Earth-7954, where voodoo and mysticism is the dominant way of life. When gripped tightly in the owner's dominant hand, the wearer focuses on a particular person they want to make suffer. The amulet then opens to reveal a perfect mini-replica of the offending person that can be needled, burnt, thrown etc... at will to torment the target. However it is incapable of causing the death of the target, as they will only feel the pain from whatever is done to the voodoo doll. (1/20/2020)

Anguish Gem
: A vivid red gem of demonic origin. It causes unimaginable pain as long as it is in contact with living flesh. This pain continues to increase until the gem is removed. A special glove is required to handle the Anguish Gem. Currently stored in the vault of Mage Wrudian in the Kingdom of Ucari.

Bioripper: A brutal energy weapon created by the hostile machines of Earth-2029. It fires some sort of high-powered beam that hypercharges every cell in a living target's body, which results in the target exploding in a shower of bloody particles. (5/1/2021)

Blazing Gem: A crystal clear gem that, when activated, will glow with intense fiery orange and red light. When it comes into contact with any surface other than a specially-made pair of gloves, the gem will rapidly emanate heat that will continue to grow in temperature and, if left long enough, will burn and set fire to its surroundings. It is unknown what if any limitation the gem has in terms of temperature, but it may be unlimited, making this artifact extremely dangerous. Currently stored in the vaults of Mage Wrudian in the Kingdom of Ucari. (12/15/2020)

Blinding Door: A cursed door leading to an unknown destination. Whosoever opens this door will be struck blind immediately and be unable to give an adequate description of what they saw. Recovered by Mage Wrudian, the Blinding Door is locked away in his vaults. (1/13/2021)

Boltmasher
: A wide-bore magnetic launcher that fires a huge metal bolt at high-speed and enough force to shatter the target's bones like cheap glass. (5/1/2021)

Bow of Water Breathing: The wielder of this bow can breath underwater and fires arrows as easily as in the open air.

Bow of Wind-walking: The wielder of this enchanted bow can fly.

Box of Collapse: An unassuming cardboard box. When opened inside any standing structure, it will cause immediate collapse of the entire building.

Bracelet of Regeneration: A blue wristband with square white gems. The wearer is capable of healing from what would otherwise be fatal injuries. There is a small chance that the wearer's entire body will be altered into a new appearance. Side effects may include erratic behavior, personality changes, and a sudden desire for candy of the gummy variety. (10/3/19)

Bracelet of the Eagle
: A simple Native American leather bracelet. When worn it allows the owner to shapeshift into an an eagle of their choosing, with flight and other abilties that come with the form. (3/11/2020)

Buckler of Health Disruption
: A steel-and-lead shield of unknown origin. When carried into battle, it emanates a miasmic aura capable of wearing down the constitution of an approaching army, crippling them with feelings of intense nausea and pain. (11/18/20)

Chest of the Cosmos:

Crown of Cooking: A royal crown in the shape of a chef's toque. When worn it gifts the owner with phenomenal cosmic cooking skills. It also grants them immunity to fire. (1/20/2020)

Deathly White Sandals: A pair of bone-white sandals capable of protecting the wearer from the scorching hot rock and soil of Hell or the Pale Beyond. (11/18/20)

Delirium Fountain: A cursed fountain. When someone drinks water from it, they will immediately fall into a crippling state of confused delirium. The only known instance was destroyed by Mage Wrudian in his travels across the universes.

Dissolver Musket: An old-style musket rifle that fires a high-intensity disruptive beam of energy that destroys the target's molecular bonds, causing them to explode into a cloud of ash. The tech is thought to be derived from Martian tech, reverse-engineered from the fallen Tripod fighting machines that attacked Earth-1897. (5/1/2021)

Divinity's Cylinder:

Door of Depravity: A cursed door leading to a reality of unspeakable evil and depravity, possibly Hell or some other iteration of it. Recovered by Mage Wrudian and locked away in his vaults. (1/13/2021)

Escape Root: Created using word-play magic, escape roots start out as seeds and when thrown onto, set or planted in the desired spot (as long as it is soil or anywhere a plant can grow) the seed immediately sprouts into a climbable rope or ladder to allow the owner to ascend or descend, such as escaping from a well or cave they have fallen into. Each seed is single-use, with the magical root disappearing once it is no longer needed. This was not generated, but inspired by something Kaname said in the Netflix anime 'Darwin's Game.' (8/3/2021)

Eradication Book: An ominous old book with a blood red cover. Somewhat akin to a certain notebook, writing a name into this book will cause the death of that person. However, the effects of the Eradication Book are far more horrible and widespread: not only will the name of the person written in the book utterly cease to be, but all those related to them, past and present, will also vanish. The only thing that will remain is the memory of those who knew of and were unrelated to the victims. Currently stored in the vault of Mage Wrudian in the Kingdom of Ucari.

Fruit of Dreams: A mysterious and extremely rare fruit that, when consumed, allows one to lucid dream as well as make some aspect of their dream into reality. (1/13/2021)

Fruit of Shape-shifting: Originating on the Earth native to the monstrous evildoer John “Changeling” Coleman, this strange fruit grants the consumer powerful shape-shifting abilities. Beforehand the consumer must read from the Metamorphosis Microlith, which will activate the Tree of Shape-shifting’s enchantment.

Gloves of the Wasp Clown: A bizarre set of yellow black-striped gloves from somewhere in the multiverse. The ends of the fingers contain hidden venomous stingers. When someone is dosed with the venom, they will die of suffocation caused by uncontrollable laughter, which grows more and more pronounced over the course of five hours. The only way to survive is by removing the gloves from the attacker and using the thumb stingers to inject anti-venom. (9/29/19)

G.O.D.D (Genuine Outlaw Demon Device)
: TBD. Generated during an AI Dungeon run. Name was cool so I saved it here. (12/23/2020)

Grail of Service:

Grimmdark's Hourglass: With a frame constructed from bones (source unknown), including two clear crystal skulls filled with ash, this sinister hourglass carries a deadly curse on any foolish mortal who possesses it: the owner must write down the name of any person and slip the paper into the empty skull (the paper will simply phase through), then rotate the skulls. In one hour the paper will be covered and the person whose name was written will die by random (but always unnatural) means. If the holder of the hourglass fails to add a name, they themselves will die and the hourglass will vanish and move on to someone else in the multiverse. (added 1/31/2020)

Grimoire of Healing: Written by Archhealer Honna (a parallel version of the heroine Nightingale from a magic-capable reality), the Grimoire of Healing is an invaluable tome filled front to back with healing spells, cures and preventions for all kinds of ills. Countless copies and volumes have been made over the ages. The original is housed on display in the headquarters of the Sisters of the Healing Hand in Universe-911199. (12/15/2020)

Hammer of Bone Geysers: A huge warhammer constructed of seemingly indestructable bones. When the wielder strikes the ground, a literal geyser of bones and bone shards of all shapes and sizes will spew out from beneath the intended target, inflicting great harm as well as sending them flying. (11/18/20)

Hammer of Thunderbolts: This ornate weapon was created by the elves of the ancient dominion of Thelleris. (6/24/2021)

Hand of Agony: A specially-made gauntlet used to safely hold an Anguish Gem. (1/13/2021)

Haitian Zombie Drum: Originating in Haiti and stolen from a museum by the mysterious Erzulie Bocor. This drum, when played properly, can summon the dead from their graves and allow the drummer to control them. However playing incorrectly will negate any control over the zombies, causing them to eat the drummer and anyone else they find. The Haitian Zombie Drum is currently in the possession of D.A.R.C. (3/19/2021)

Harpoon of Sagely Wanderers: A long and very sharp harpoon carried by elder sages traversing the Harpan Expanse. When thrown at a target, it does not stray or miss. (11/18/20)

Hatred's Ring: A jet black ring set with a vivid red gem. Believed to be of demonic origin. When worn and activated, Hatred's Ring causes anyone in sight of the wearer, even staunch pacifists, will become violent and attack everyone else around them except the ring's bearer. The longer the ring is active, the more brutal and vicious the fighting will become, until all affected are either too injured to continue or deceased.

Helm of Endless Cats: A cat-themed helmet from realities unknown. When worn, the bearer can summon a seemingly endless swarm of attack cats. However there is a good chance some or all of the cats will refuse to obey their summoner and will simply do cat-related things. (6/4/2021)

Horn of Betrayal
:

Howling Harp(11/18/20)

Ichor of Mania:

Inscriptions of Pain: A series of ancient scrolls. When the texts are read out loud, anyone in the area of affect other than the speaker are wracked with utterly crippling and debilitating pain. (2/23/2021)

Jar of Blights:

Jar of Specters:

Karma Cup: A bone-white cup marked with a yin/yang symbol and filled with what appears to be water. When someone drinks the contents, the symbol will project a beam of light onto the nearest surface with a meter of some sort, which will indicate where the drinker is on the karmic spectrum of good and evil. (2/23/2021)

Key of Remedies:

Locket of Horror: A locket in the shape of a macabre screaming face. When worn, the owner can at will exude an aura of absolute terror capable of frightening off even the bravest of attackers. (10/11/19)

London Hammer: An undamaged or repaired iteration of the famous and mysterious OOPart / out of place artifact: a hammer embedded in a rock. It has two known properties: the first is that anyone struck with it is turned to stone, and will be returned to flesh with a second strike. The second is that when the hammer is struck against an iron anvil, it opens a portal to four-hundred million years in the past, but only in the area the hammer is used. Luckily the anvil will somehow follow along and reappear to the hammer's wielder when they want/need to return to their present day. (1/4/2021)

Mace of Storms: A weapon from an unknown universe. When it strikes the ground the mace produces a devastating thunderclap. When raised to the sky the wielder can create a localized storm and control its severity. (9/6/2020)

Mask of Affluence:

Mask Of The Mantis: A mask designed to look like the head of a praying mantis. When worn one can communicate with praying mantises as well as shapeshift into one. If male, avoid female mantises at all costs: you will be eaten. (9/6/2020)

Mending Texts
: A series of ancient scrolls. When the correct one is read out loud, anything broken in the area of effect will be immediately repaired. It is unknown if it can restore the dead to life, however. There are pages still missing. (2/23/2020)

Metamorphosis Microlith: A small stone tablet inscribed with the harsh words of a language native to Changeling’s Earth: ‘Graos tra uk srovakreksem, brakk srek kara kursor ves sae vuvar! Grom ka ra ses uk cromsem kur.’

Movanic Angel Wings: A pair of partially transparent metallic wings. When worn the owner can fly around in an atmosphere or out in the vacuum of space. The wings project a shield around the owner that protects them from harm.

Necklace of Construction: A chain necklace with a red gem cut into the shape of a brick. The wearer can manipulate any kind of building materials around them and form a habitable structure, provided that there are sufficient materials to do so. (10/3/19)

Necrotic Ark: A very dangerous artifact that, when opened, unleashes a virulent decaying plague upon the surrounding area. Currently stored in the vault of Mage Wrudian in the Kingdom of Ucari.

Nyfiber Net: A net designed to work with a special gauntlet. When the nyfiber net is thrown over a target, the wearer can telekinetically control it to levitate, throw, pull, or even constrict the net to torture or kill the captive. (9/6/2020)

Obedience Boots
: A pair of sinister, shiny black leather boots. When gifted to someone and worn, they will have to obey the commands of the one who gave them the boots. (2/23/2021)

Paradise Robes:

Pyramid of Force Shields: A highly reflective palm-sized pyramid, colored jet black with gold trim. When the capstone is turned while held in the owner's hand, it projects a pyramid-shaped energy shield around them that can deflect considerable bombardment. The shield grows in sized and strength with each turn of the capstone. (11/18/20)

Ring of the Mongoose: A silver ring in the shape of a mongoose biting the end of its tail. The wearer is gifted with the ability to shape-shift into a mongoose. (Added 9/29/19)

Rosalie Brown's Wishing Ring(Added 1/23/2020)
One of countless artifacts disgorged from The Sea during the Sargassian Eruption. This one found its way to Earth-31944, the home universe of Edward "Comics" McCormick and his girlfriend Rosalie Brown. This seemingly innocuous silver ring is set with a mysterious gem containing a spirit. When Rosalie first put on the ring, she was informed by the spirit that his name was Sentyne, and that he had been imprisoned for a very long time. He was not a Jinn, but had the power to grant an unlimited number of wishes. Rosalie was warned to follow the rules and to not let the ring fall into the wrong hands:
--Cannot kill anyone except in self-defense or the defense of another.
--Cannot make anyone fall in love with yourself or another.
--Cannot do anything that forces someone to do anything. Free will is off-limits.
--Cannot break the laws of physics.
--Cannot travel through time.
--Cannot wish for immortality.
--Cannot wish to be invincible.
--Cannot wish for unlimited knowledge.
--Cannot wish for unlimited power.
--Something cannot be created from nothing. If you wish for a chili dog with all the trimmings, the ingredients will be pulled from the nearest location, possibly constituting long-range theft. The range includes all of Totality if necessary.
---You cannot wish for something that does not exist. This includes something that has not been created yet or no longer exists, as this requires forbidden time travel.
--Wishing for unlimited money is not against the rules, but it cannot be created from nothing and will be summoned from elsewhere. Robbing all of Totality would be very rude...and your planet would be promptly smashed into oblivion by every piece of physical denomination in existence. Sentyne would then reverse the wish and send all of the money back where it came from.
--Wishing for unlimited anything to be honest, as Sentyne will take it literally and you'll get demolished by every instance of what you asked for.
--Cannot raise the dead unless they want to live again. The consequence of breaking this rule will create a flesh-eating zombie. The body of the deceased or their cremains must be intact or all in one place. It is also highly discouraged to bring evil individuals back to life...for obvious reasons. Duh.
--All wishes are final. Only Sentyne can reverse them of his own free will.

Sanctifying Lamp:

Sandals of Genesis: A pair of white sandals. When the wearer walks over land that never supported any flora or fauna, the land and (if unsuitable for life) atmosphere will be transformed to a state that is habitable to the sandal's wearer. (2/23/2021)

Sandals of Lifeblood: A pair of blood red sandals. When the wearer walks over land once lush with flora and fauna, the land will be restored to what it once was. (2/23/2021)

Scarab of Protection
: This battered item once belonged to the half-elf hero Narder, who vanished in the Black Pit of Amunam. (6/24/2021)

Shield of Soulstealing: A demonic shield with the face of a man stretched across the front, seemingly asleep. When the shield is struck by a weapon the terrfiying power of this artifact is activated. The face will awaken and its expression will change to one of rage. The mouth will open and reveal a swirling red vortex, into which the soul of the attacker will be contained after being wrenched from the body. Only the defeat of the wielder of the Shield of Soulstealing will set the soul free to return to its host, providing that the body is still alive. (3/19/2020)

Shoes of Home: When not owned, the shoes are blank grey and generic like a prototype, but will morph to the shoe size of the wearer upon being claimed, though the color and design will always be silver with a gingham pattern. Placing the shoes side-by-side and thinking of the place you call home will immediately return you there, provided you have been to the location and it still exists. The Shoes of Home were found on the feet of an old hermit woman (believed by locals to be a witch) crushed under a house after an F5 tornado ravaged the area. (10/3/19)

Shoes of the Wolf: A pair of self-adjusting shoes seemingly made out of wolf fur and hide. When worn and tied, the wearer gains the ability to shapeshift into a wolf at will, with all the speed and strength that comes with it. The wearer can change back at will and still communicate in their native language with no issues. Side effects may include dog breath and a strong preference for fresh meat when hungry, even if the wearer is a vegetarian. (10/11/19)

Silver Web's Ethereal Greaves: A pair of spectral greaves that glow with a ghostly white light in the dark. These once belonged to someone named Silver Web. They can summon a spider-web net composed of an unknown metallic substance. The wearer of the grieves can make them razor-sharp to cut into their captive. (11/18/20)

Skull of Benediction: A fanged and horned demonic skull that allows one to commune with the Great Lord of the Scourge, Carnifex. This only works if one is in physical contact with the skull and also at an altar of the Temple of Carnifex. However if one is not a loyal servant of the Great Lord, you will be promptly hunted and killed by the massive demonic Temple Guardians. (5/18/2021)

Skull of Radiance: A humanoid skull that, when held, emits beams of brilliant light from the eyes and mouth. This light is only visible to the wielder and those around them that have good intentions. If someone near the wielder cannot see the light from the skull, it means they have ill intentions and cannot be trusted. (2/23/2021)

Skull of Transformation: One of the components required to invoke the powers of the Tree of Shape-shifting. The skull is placed in a hollow in the trunk of the tree.

Soul Ring: A bone-white ring that communicates with those who have passed on. Can be used in conjuction with the Wishing Ring to get consent for resurrection. (Info added 1/23/2020)

Spear of Recoil
:(Added 3/19/2020)

Specter Mantle:

Hyperspeed Ruler of Smacking: A seemingly inocuous measuring ruler. When wielded it grants the user a considerable increase in speed as well as durability, allowing them to slap the ruler against their hand at a rapid pace without harm. However anyone struck with the ruler will be swiftly incapacitated from the sheer number of blows. This dangerous artifact was found in the abandoned ruins of what appears to have been a school, located on Earth-3312018. (5/1/2021)

Stabacus I-IV: (Added 9/6/19)
Four broadswords originating on Earth-180900. All were wielded in battle (usually at the same time) by Sir Vival, a Tardigrada noble and battle enthusiast. When Stabacus is sheathed, the beads are all shifted to one side and cannot be moved. Only when the ever-sharp blade tastes blood does the sword's power activate. For each foe Sir Vival took down in battle, a bead would shift to the right. When the battle was over and won, the victorious warrior would know his bodycount for the day. If the number exceeded the number of beads on Stabacus, the correct number would show up at the base of the blade in glowing red.

Sir Vival's long undefeated streak came to an end at the Battle of Shadowhurst. He crossed paths with the demonic warlord Grannibalg, who wielded the infamous Meteoric Club of Absorb Matter. Grannibalg struck three of Sir Vival's swords, absorbing them (and their power) into his own weapon. Utterly shocked at his defeat, Vival learned just how cruel Grannibalg would be. The demon picked up Stabacus IV, the only one to avoid being absorbed, and used it to pin Sir Vival to the ground. The last sound the overconfident warrior heard was the clack of a bead as his own weapon claimed its last victim.

Statue of Shadows:

Stone of the Dead:

Tiara of Wealth:

Titan Runes:

Tower Shield of Sadness: A steel-and-lead shield of unknown origin. When carried into battle, it emanates a melancholic aura capable of wearing down the morale of an approaching army, crippling them with feelings of intense sadness, homesickness and depression, sapping even the most hardened soldier of their will to fight. (11/18/20)

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Twilight Bracelet:

Ultrasonic Vibrogarrote: A swift and brutal assassin's weapon from an unknown universe. The thin but extremely durable wire vibrates at such a frequency that it can slice through flesh and bone as if it were wet tissue paper. (9/6/2020)

Unholy Insect's awl-pike
: A lethal melee weapon once wielded by the Unholy Insect, a demonic mantis-like creature. (10/18/20)

Vibroblaster: A high-tech short-range weapon. It has many frequency settings, high or low, to incapacitate the target. Ever heard an audible dog whistle? This weapon can subject your ears to it. (12/9/19)

Viper's Boots: A pair of combat boots once owned by the mercenary known only as Viper. When activated, the toes of the boot open like a snake's mouth, revealing two highly venomous fangs. The snake mouth seems to be extra-dimensional, as Viper's foot is not visible. (11/18/20)

Viper's Scythe: A venom-tainted scythe wielded by the mercenary Viper. A target cut by this weapon's blade will die a truly agonizing death. (11/18/20)

Zapper Pistol: Essentially a high-tech and more efficient taser. It fires a focused bolt of electricity into the target without the need for wires or getting up close. Has non-lethal and lethal settings, though to unlock the latter, one must get permission from the Zapper Pistol's native police force in Universe 2029. (12/9/19)
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Calcification Rod
: Enchanted with dark magic, this rod will petrify any flesh-and-blood target, turning them into not stone, but easily-destroyed chalk.
Cavitation Pistol: A powerful weapon that creates a bubble that will explode with immense force, causing severe damage to flesh and even hard metal objects.
Containment Tesseract: This ancient tesseract was clearly designed to keep someone or something in, though what exactly that is remains a great mystery.
Hat Of Disguise: A worn brown fedora. As long as it is worn, no one who knows the wearer will recognize them.
Ion tape: Originating on Earth-2029, this sturdy tape will fry any machine that comes into contact with it. Used to make traps for hostile robots.
Lingual Scrambler: Depending on the setting, this cruel collar inflicts either aphasia or ataxia on the target as long as it is worn.
Mach III Swoop Hammer: A powerful weapon from Universe-905700, the Swoop Hammer is designed to be wielded by a High Altitude Cavalry soldier riding on the back of a swoopwing. It can produce enough bone-shattering force on impact to send the (likely dead) target flying hundreds of meters away.
Memory Expunger: A truly evil device that permanently erases all memories from the target.
Phrenic Scrambler: A nasty hand-held device that causes uncontrollable diaphragm spasms and hiccups, as well as making it very hard for the target to draw breath.
Purifying Puck: A white hockey puck. When launched into a tainted water source up to the size of a large lake, it automatically purifies that body of water, ridding it of all harmful toxins and pollution.
Spell Ampoule (Mystic Cure): An ampoule containing a single-use healing spell. Can be filled with a new spell and used again.
Spell Ampoule (Stabilize): An ampoule containing a single-use structural stabilizing spell. Can be filled with a new spell and used again.
Spell Gem (Entropic Grasp): A gem containing a single-use 'Entropic Grasp.' This dangerous spell can destabilize a person or object, causing them to crumble into dust. The gem can be recharged.
Spell Gem (Life Bubble): A gem containing a single-use 'Life Bubble.' The spell can keep a gravely injured person alive long enough to get them proper medical care. The gem can be recharged.
Survival Straw: An ordinary-looking straw with a black stripe on one end. When taken into a desert or other sufficiently parched areas, the stripes turn red. When the straw detects a sufficient source of water such as an oasis, the stripe changes to blue and becomes a sort of dowsing rod, pointing in the direction of the water.
Techbane Rod: A meter-long length of pipe constructed of an unknown metal. Capable of detecting complex technology, when it comes into contact with it, the device or devices will be disabled and shut down. When the tech is struck with the Techbane Rod however, the device or devices will be severely damaged or destroyed, as if struck by a massive amount of force. This object originated on Earth-2029, the war-ravaged birthplace of Threif, and was one of many items created with the purpose of fighting hostile robots.
Teleportation Puck: An unassuming hockey puck. The center on one side opens. When coordinates or a location are written down and placed inside and the puck is launched at a person or object, it will teleport the target to the written location, which can be anywhere in Totality. If one wishes to recover the person or object, they must travel to that location, write down new coordinates, and launch the puck at the target again.
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